February 10, 2009
Dear Edmund Chancellor,Greetings, my dear friend. It had been years since I have last seen you. I really wish you could have been here with me when I established my utopia, the Kingdom of Paradigm. It is never too late to come and join us. Anyone that is looking for a second chance and a great life is welcomed with open arms.
The Kingdom of Paradigm lies on the richest land on Earth. Thousands of gold and diamond mines stretch across the whole country, making us the leading gold and diamond exporters and richest utopia in the world. It is not uncommon to find some small pieces of diamond lying on the sidewalks.
Our government consists of four kings, who you will find to be very friendly and intelligent, and a Senate that works hard to insure peace, prosperity, and equality. We work for the people and the Senate is chosen by the people. You will find that many of the people of Paradigm had come here seeking a second chance at achieving their dreams and a better life.
There is complete freedom of speech here but with two small exceptions. Slander or libel towards the Kings is not allowed and verbal or written threats are also not allowed to maintain peace. I'm sure you'll have no problem with that.
Unlike most other countries, anyone above the age of 16 here can enjoy drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, and/or ectasy if they desire, so you don't have to worry about getting into trouble for that. Just don't smoke or deal cigarettes. They're not allowed here.
You will also find that we have a very well-trained police force that will keep every citizen safe. The National Guard and Homeland Security officers that will keep the country safe. Every citizen here in the Kingdom of Paradigm respects each other's property and privacy, and is allowed to peacefully assemble.
So come to the Kingdom of Paradigm, my dear friend, and live a peaceful and luxurious life. Technology here is always advancing and our economy is soaring well above initial expectations. The Kingdom of Paradigm will continue to prosper for thousands of centuries. I hope you will come and be a part of it.
Sincerely,
King Herman
Why are marijuana, cocaine, and ectasy legal while cigarettes are illegal?
ReplyDeleteI like your invitation to a friend, because it has many ideals that most people would want, but i dont understand the drug usage. It's like the opposite of whats happeneing now. It's really interesting, i like it.
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ReplyDeleteit is legal for people above 16